" Bob,” I asked. “What is all my stuff doing here?” “Oh,” Bob said. “That. Well. Bianca got the idea, somewhere, that your stuff might explode if anyone messed around with it.” I heard the wryness in my voice, though I didn’t feel it. “She did, did she.” “I can’t imagine how.” “I’m doubling your pay. "

― Jim Butcher , Grave Peril (The Dresden Files, #3)