" They [dolphins] are my least favorite member of the animal kingdom. Everyone seems to think dolphins are cute and "intelligent," but they're best described as ugly and impractical. I don't want to come across as insensitive, but show me a person whose intelligence equates to that of a dolphin and I will show you a fucking retard. "

― Chuck Klosterman , Fargo Rock City: A Heavy Metal Odyssey in Rural North Dakota