" MAN No doubt about that—I can’t even call ’em “girls” without getting hit by a lawsuit, so … (Grins.) You’re a librarian? WOMAN Yeah. Well, we don’t really use that term anymore, but, ahh … MAN Sure, of course! It’s probably, like, “printed-word specialist” or something now, I suppose … WOMAN Exactly. "

― Neil LaBute , Fat Pig