" Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But... maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , Narcissus in Chains (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #10)