" Just another day in my life. This was one of those days when I thought that maybe a new life, a different life, wouldn't be so bad. But where the hell had I put the receipt, and could you return something that was over twenty years old? Where do you go to get a new life when your old one has you so puzzled you don't know how to fix it? Wish I knew. "

― Laurell K. Hamilton , Cerulean Sins (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #11)