" He’s on money though, right?” Creed asks. “Yeah, he is. How’d he do that if he wasn’t president?” “He probably had a big dick.” I grin. “Like the bigger it was, the higher the bill you would be on or something?” “Yeah. Poor George,” Creed says, laughing. “Of course, I would be on the million-dollar bill. "

― T.J. Klune , Bear, Otter, and the Kid (Bear, Otter, and the Kid, #1)