" Heyyy,” I said with a wave. “What. Is. .” “ , he says,” Gary snapped, flipping his mane prettily. “Can you believe this? You raise a child most of his life, watch him go through years of puberty to become a reasonably attractive man, only to find him negotiating kink contracts with a leather Dom and saying .” He sniffled. “I’ve never been more proud of anything in my life.” Tiggy frowned. “Sam a pain slut?” “I highly doubt that, kitten. You know how he gets when he stubs a toe. He doesn’t pop a boner, that’s for sure.” “Do I even want to know what you’re doing?” the knight asked, cocking a devastatingly unfair eyebrow. "