" Yes, Gus, because a Ford Taurus screams class,” Casey said, sounding amused.
“It does,” Gus insisted. “Did you know there are message boards on the Internet devoted to Ford Tauruses? I should know. I’m on one of them now. I have conversations with other Ford Taurus enthusiasts.” Which, in hindsight, was something he wished he’d never admitted out loud.
Casey grinned. “Oh
. What’s your username on this message board?”
Gus narrowed his eyes. “Something perfectly normal and not weird at all.”
“Cool, man. What is it?”
“TauruSaurus Rex,” Gus said. “And I really wish I’d thought of a different name now.”
“Dude,” Casey said in awe. “How the hell do you come up with these things? "
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