" I used to have to hunt for hard-boiled eggs when I was a kid. What was the point of that? Was I supposed to be, 'Yay! I found them! Egg-salad sandwiches for everyone!' I was seven! I wanted chocolate, not bioavailable protein. "

― Jen Lancaster , The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog