" I’ll believe it when I see it, missy. Snakes don’t change their scales, no matter how many times he”—Miss Gwen poked her sword parasol in the Gardener’s general direction—“changes his name. What has it been? Four names so far? Five? It’s getting hard to keep track. Make up your mind already. "

― Lauren Willig , The Lure of the Moonflower (Pink Carnation, #12)