" A van drew up in the centre of St. Helen’s Square and disgorged several people dressed as zombies. The zombies proceeded to chase the men who were dressed as condoms. The condom men didn’t seem very surprised, as if they were expecting to be chased by zombies. (“They pay for it,” Bertie said.) Was this fun? Viola despaired. It was possible, she thought, that she had won the race to reach the end of civilization. There was no prize. Obviously. "

― Kate Atkinson , A God in Ruins (Todd Family, #2)