" I always wanted to eat with a Negro," Grandma said. "Yeah, well, I always wanted to eat with a boney-assed old white woman," Lula said. "So I guess this works out good." Grandma and Lula did some complicated handshake thing. "Bitchin'," Grandma said. "

― Janet Evanovich , Four to Score (Stephanie Plum, #4)