" Oh my God. You're going to Julie Morelli's wedding! It's true about you and Joe." "What about me and Joe?" "I heard you were living with him." "I had a fire in my apartment, and I rented a room from him for a short time." Sandy's face scrunched up in disappointment. "You mean you weren't sleeping with him?" "Well, yeah, I guess I was sleeping with him." "Oh my God. I knew it! I just knew it! What's he like? Is he excellent? Is he ... you know, big? He doesn't have a little twinkie, does he? Oh, God, don't tell me if he has a little twinkie. "