" The Evil Enchanter appeared in a cloud of smoke. He waved his arms to fan away the fumes, and when he quit coughing, he said, " You've come to rescue no one. Now that you're here, you shall marry me." He waved his arms once, and a priest appeared in a cloud of smoke. After everyone quit coughing, he turned to the priest and said, " Marry me!" The priest said, " But I don't know you." " No, no, no!" said the Evil Enchanter. " Marry me to the princess!" " Oh," said the priest. " That's different. "