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" Are you wearing space pants?" Miranda asked him." What?" How did it end? oh, right. " Because your butt is fine." He gazed at her in that way he had like he was measuring her for straitjacket. " I think-" he started, then stopped and seemed to be having trouble talking. Cleared his throat three times before saying, " I think the line is 'because your butt is out of this world." " Oh. That makes a lot more sense. I can see that. See, I read this book about how to get guys to like you and they said it was a line that never failed but i got interrupted in the middle and the line before it was about china-not the country, the kind you eat off of-and that is where the fine part was but i must have gotten them confused. He just kept staring at her. "


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