" Sorry, Bex," Jason said " You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin, or a large amount of real estate between the eyes - that would merit the bestowing of a criminal mastermind nickname such as Lockjaw or Walleye. Whereas Crazytop here...well, just look at her." " Atleast I can blow-dry my hair straight," I pointed out. " Which is more than what I can say for your nose, Hawkface. "