" You don’t have any friends, your sister dumped you, you’re a freak eater..and you’ve got some weird thing about Simon Snow." " I object to every single thing you just said." Reagan chewed. And frowned. She was wearing dark red lipstick." I have lots of friends," Cath said." I never see them." " I just got here. Most of my friends went to other schools. Or they’re online." " Internet friends don’t count." " Why not?" Reagan shrugged disdainfully." And I don’t have a weird thing with Simon Snow," Cath said. " I’m just really active in the fandom." " What the fuck is ‘the fandom’? "