" I treated the wound with antibiotic cream and let it close before doing any serious snorkeling—and incidentally, I do very much like the phrase serious snorkeling. If I could somehow figure out a way to incorporate the sentence I’m a serious snorkeler, bitchezz without it seeming like a gratuitous aside, I would. And I guess I just did. It’s magic, really. "

― J. Maarten Troost , Headhunters on My Doorstep: A True Treasure Island Ghost Story