" Have you ever actually had a church before?” “Not exactly.” “Listen, I’ll make something work with those colors. Even though they’re pretty dorky colors….” He had a fleeting thought that this was not the woman to be lecturing him about good taste in anything. “Aren’t you the least bit afraid I might take that personally? Maybe I’m sensitive about the colors I picked.” “No,” she said, tilting her head and peering at him. “You’re not gay.” He smiled at her. “You sure about that?” And she smiled, her hands on her hips. “Obviously. Or you’d have chosen more interesting colors.” He "
― Robyn Carr , Forbidden Falls (Virgin River, #8)