" Eddie let out a whistle. “You really got rid of that old bag.” “Please don’t call her that.” “But that’s what she is,” said Eddie. “She complained to me about the Parmesan the other day. She more or less accused me of substituting grana. She’s a real pain. Big-time. "

― Alexander McCall Smith , The Quiet Side of Passion (Isabel Dalhousie #12)