" I used to think that kid might become a preacher. Now I don't see how he's going to stay out of prison. Nobody in this family ever went to prison for sex crimes. He'd be the first." Yes," says Jesus, " you never know about these things." He and Grandpa are drinking cups of coffee and eating ginger snaps. Grandpa says, " When are you planning to return to earth?" Soon as I finish this coffee," say Jesus. " Pretty good, isn't it. "