QUOTE : I hate parties.<br />And a wedding is the biggest party of all.<br />All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower.<br />He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them.<br />Then I have to greet them.<br /><br />A wedding is for daughters and fathers. The mothers all dress up, trying to look like young women. But a wedding is for a father and daughter. They stop being married to each other on that day.<br /><br />I always thought there would be more interesting people at my wedding.