" Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism does he write " I had a fun time" ? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing. "