" Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning?" " The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you?" " Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham." " What age would that be, Toby?" " Late twenties?" " Atta boy. "