" Are you really going back there with me?" I ask." Hell yes I am. Your wish is finally coming true. I will see your vagina. Plus, I really want to see the look on that woman's face when she gets a peek at your plethora of pubes. Your copious curls, your abundant bush, the wild mane that if it sees a spark will start a forest fire," she states." Are you finished?" I ask irritably." I think so. But give me five minutes and I might be able to get one more in. "