" She said: “I’m so sick of this joint.”
“Why?”
“No freedom. I can’t go out. I can’t get drunk or gamble or wear swell clothes…”
“They look swell to me.”
“Shut up, honey. I’m trying to tell you something. I like to dance. I like good restaurants and night clubs, and movies. Here all I’m supposed to do is think about God. It’s getting me down.”
“You don’t like God?”
“I can take him or leave him.”
I laughed. "

― Jonathan Latimer , Solomon's Vineyard