" When I kissed Brooks, it was like I’d been stun-gunned. But I was still conscious.”
Debbie Mae’s eyebrows had gone way up. “Awake but nobody home?”
“Well, maybe awake but somebody home with really, really bad judgment. "

― Mary Jane Hathaway , Emma, Mr. Knightley, and Chili-Slaw Dogs (Jane Austen Takes the South, #2)