" You've always been there for me. Always. Even when I…" V" Even when you what?" B" You know." V" What?" B" Fuck. Even when I was in love with you. Or some shit." VButch clasped his hands to his chest. " Was? Was? I can't believe you've lost interest." He threw one arm over his eyes, all Sarah Bernhardt. " My dreams of our future are shattered—" B" Shut it, cop." VButch looked out from under his arm. " Are you kidding me? The reality show I had planned was fantastic. Was going to pitch it to VH1. Two Bites Are Better Than One. We were going to make millions ." B" Oh, for the love. "