" Your mother would have more luck winning her election than teaching you how to be charming. Izzy Malone, going to charm school! Are you going to walk across the room with a book stuck on your head?" " No, it's not like that at all," I said as he doubled over with laughter. " And I really don't see what's so funny." " It's just that" --he gasped--" it would be like teaching a hippo to wear high heels! "
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