" There's a big luscious peach of a dream in L.A. The peach has been repeatedly exposed as overripe and tainted with wormholes... but it's still the only giant peach in town. Even if it's wet-brown and crawling with centipedes, everyone wants their bite. "

― Cintra Wilson , A Massive Swelling: Celebrity Reexamined as Grotesque Crippling Disease and Other Cultural Revelations