" May I see your dance card?”
“Don’t you believe me?” She presented it to him with a flourish.
He ran his fingers down the list of names.
“Hmm . . . Waterburn? Bastard. D’Andre. Definitely a worthless bastard. Lord Camber, a thoroughgoing bastard. Lord Michaelson? Bastard. Peter Cheswick? Bast—”
She snatched it from him, laughing.
“I wouldn’t dance a waltz with you, anyway, Lord Dryden.”
“No?”
“You might accidentally lock eyes with Lisbeth Redmond, stumble, and fling me across the room to avoid crushing my feet. "
― Julie Anne Long , How the Marquess Was Won (Pennyroyal Green, #6)