" I would like a cappuccino," says Linus politely. " Thank you." " Your name?" " I'll spell it for you," he says. " Z-W-P-A-E-N--" " What?" She stares at him, Sharpie in hand." Wait, I haven't finished. Double F-hyphen-T-J-U-S. It's an unusual name, Linus adds gravely. " It's Dutch. "