" You know you're a mom when you open the door to the dishwasher mid-cycle and think, 'This is the closest I'm going to get to a spa treatment till next Mother's Day.'" " Joining the words 'Lose Weight, Effortlessly!' in the same sentence may be a form of hate speech." " Try to make time for the things that are important, not just the things that are urgent." " I want my work to matter, my words to count for the good, and to spread some good cheer along the way. "