" ...I think we should find some kind of shelter; a cave or something." " I don't want to do that! What if there's like, a creature living in the cave?" Tiara said. " Seriously, I saw this show once where these people were stranded on an island and there were these other people who were sort of crazy-slash-bad and there was this polar bear creature running around." " What happened?" Miss Ohio asked." I don't know. My parents got divorced in the middle of season two and we lost our TiVo. "