" Then headed for the kitchen.Fuck.I headed through the lounge……just as two indistinct pitch-black masses, Kevlar laden, shotguns raised, crept ninja-like through the front door. This time, I didn't even get a bellowed warning. The lead ninja, upon seeing me, sprang forward… and crushed me face flat to the floor.That hurt.It was five long hard seconds before he eased up an iota so I could take a breath," Hello again, Dennis. Busy night?" I managed from somewhere under his arm or knee or gun-butt. " Bean-bags or bullets?" " Bullets," said Harry. " Easy up, lads. He's scarpered…" Dennis got off of me, locked his shotgun and helped me up," Sorry," he said." No worries… "