" Leave the sword,” Jordan growled.
“I’m not going to stab him!”
“So I can polish it! You’re doing a terrible job. No wonder you failed knight camp.”
“These two flunked out. I was a conscientious objector!”
“Yes, and what are you now?” Jordan asked, never fazed by Ari’s temper.
“King Fucking Arthur, that’s who! "

― A.R. Capetta , Once & Future (Once & Future #1)