" 15. A fellow motorist lets you pull out in front of them. What's your response?
A: I wouldn't notice them from so high up in my truck
B: I wouldn't notice them because I haven't looked in my mirrors for about seven years
C: Thank them with every flashy device my car has, as if they've just donated me a kidney "

― , Very British Problems: Making Life Awkward for Ourselves, One Rainy Day at a Time (Very British Problems, #1)