" Let's say there was a kid that sat next to you in school," said Caepan. "He never smiled and he never laughed. And every day you were expected to say hello to him and talk to him. But he would never talk to you. If he took you out and showed you a good time, you were supposed to thank him. But if he took you out and made sure that you had a lousy time, you were supposed to say, `Well, that's okay because that's the way my friend wanted it.' What would you call that friend? "

― , The Unoriginal Sinner and the Ice-Cream God