" In the next picture, Reagan is saying, “Haley, have I ever told you the one about the two Episcopal preachers?” “No, sir, Mr. President.” “One of the preachers said to the other, ‘Times have really changed, haven’t they? I never had sex with my wife before we were married, did you?’ “And the other Episcopal priest said, ‘I don’t know, what is your wife’s maiden name? "

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