" Hey, Ma! Dad just figured out how to do the math to calculate my age and date of conception. He's having some kind of apoplexy over it. I think you need to come in here before he pisses on your floor. And if he does, I did not do it, so don't yell at me for it. And I will not clean it up." - Talyn Batur "

― Sherrilyn Kenyon , Born of Betrayal (The League: Nemesis Rising #8)