" Three months later—a Jewish girl having in the meantime explained the fundamentals of kosher dining—he returned to the B & H Dairy Bar, and when, finally, the old man asked him if he’d ever been in a restaurant, Jeff answered, “I don’t know—you ever worked in one?” After that he was a New Yorker. Cruising "

― Jay McInerney , Brightness Falls (The Calloway Trilogy, #1)