" You may stay. But Jessica, please watch what you say and do. Don't look them in the eyes for long. Speak only when spoken to. Yes, sir; yes, ma'am." " Sit up. Arf," I teased." What about her?" Jessica cried, pointing in my general direction. " She's more in need of an etiquette lesson than I am." " Yeah," I said, " but I'm the Queen. With a capital fucking Q. Hey, you're looking me in the eyes for too long! Eric, make her stop! "