" –The People’s Independent Republic of Arse, Cock and Yo-ho-bloody-ho, I say. PIRACY!
–You are a pirate!
–Damn right I am! I’m Flash Jack Carter, the Darling of the Deep, the Blessed of the Briny, Sodomite Scourge of the Seven Seas ... "

― Hal Duncan , Scruffians! Stories of Better Sodomites