" Not bad, Shaw, not bad. I think you’re depriving yourself by getting mushrooms instead of sausage, but that’s why I got my own.”
She gaped at him. “I know I did not just hear the impenetrable, humorless Jason Garrett tell me I need to eat more sausage.”
“I think you’d be more pleasant with a sausage in your mouth, yes.”
“Holy fuck. "

― Brooke Blaine , Flash Point