" But, sir!” Andy protested. “I don’t know what happened to it. I didn’t do anything with my desk. Did you see me move it?” “My vision is not in question, young man. You expect me to believe your desk simply vanished?” “I don’t know what happened to it. I just know I didn’t do anything with it.” Then, not quietly enough under his breath, Andy added, “You need to get your eyes examined. "

― L.R.W. Lee , Power of the Heir's Passion (Andy Smithson, #0.5)