QUOTE : I was going to try making some bibs. I never realized how much babies spit up. She’s constantly leaking from one end or the other.” As he spoke, I noticed a telltale white stain on the front of his shirt. “Speaking of, you seem to have a little on your shirt.” He looked down at his chest, licked his thumb, and tried to wipe away the stain. “Ah well.” He shrugged, giving up and flashing me a cockeyed grin. “Spit-up happens.