" If the receiver is completely relaxed, and herbal tea is used as a solution . . .”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.” I turned my face toward him, forgetting, for a second, about the chaos within. “You want to put tea up my ass?”
“It’s incredibly soothing.”
“You’re incredibly psychotic. "

― J.A. Rock , The Subs Club (The Subs Club, #1)