" It’s not what it looks like.”
“It looks like you’re dancing and touching yourself to my drawing of a megalodon while wearing a butt plug horse tail, but I don’t want to assume anything.”
“No, you pretty much got it. But I was also humming ‘How Will I Know’ under my breath. "

― J.A. Rock , Manties in a Twist (The Subs Club, #3)