" It’s true,” said Freddie Humbert. “Kids nowadays have got no ability to listen to simple instructions.” “Here you go, Dad,” said Quent, returning with a tray of drinks. “Two martinis, one with extra olives, one with no olives, one mineral water, ice, and a twist of lime, and a jade juice, no fruit. "

― Lauren Child , Look Into My Eyes (Ruby Redfort, #1)