" I looked down at the distorted appendage that was attached to my right arm. “Oh. That’s my masturbating hand. We need to fix this fast. And I forgot to give you your blow job in the middle of the bush. Remind me when we get home, okay, babe?”
Shawn told me later that several people were walking through the car park and heard my comment, but I was beyond noticing them. "

― Renae Kaye , Shawn's Law